It happened on a Friday night back in February, and I should have seen it coming. Linda was at her book club, I was too...
Last Tuesday, I spent eleven minutes responding to a simple project proposal from my coworker. Typing the actual response took maybe thirty seconds. The rest...
I realized I had a serious problem three weeks ago when Linda caught me hunched over my laptop at the kitchen table, squinting at an...
Last September I learned the hard way that emojis aren’t just cute little pictures when my daughter Sarah stared at me across our kitchen table...
It’s 3:17 AM and I’m standing in my kitchen having what can only be described as a heated argument with a cylinder. “Alexa, turn off...
The phone always rings at the worst possible moment. I could be in the middle of reconciling a particularly stubborn set of accounts, stuck in...
Yesterday I caught myself about to turn helping my coworker fix a PowerPoint into some kind of professional origin story. The actual situation was painfully...
Last week I posted this super casual photo of me on my balcony with my coffee, looking all zen and productive. Got like 350 likes...
Sarah walked into my home office last Tuesday around midnight and I literally slammed my laptop shut like a guilty teenager. You know that panicked...
Last week I spent forty minutes trying to take a photo of my desk for LinkedIn. Forty minutes. My wife Linda was waiting in the...
