My Browser History is a Horror Show (And Why I’m Not Cleaning It Up)
So I was lying in bed last night, doom-scrolling Reddit because apparently that’s what I do now instead of sleeping, when this absolutely terrifying thought...
So I was lying in bed last night, doom-scrolling Reddit because apparently that’s what I do now instead of sleeping, when this absolutely terrifying thought...
Look, I know how this sounds coming from someone who literally codes user engagement features for a living, but I found myself at 1:47 AM...
Last Tuesday, I spent eleven minutes responding to a simple project proposal from my coworker. Typing the actual response took maybe thirty seconds. The rest...
Sarah walked into my home office last Tuesday around midnight and I literally slammed my laptop shut like a guilty teenager. You know that panicked...
Last Tuesday around 11:30 PM, I had what you might call a moment of clarity. Sarah had already gone to bed hours earlier, and there...
Last Thursday night I’m lying in bed when my phone lights up at 2:17 AM. You know that notification sound? The one that means someone...
So Sarah and I were celebrating our anniversary at this fancy place downtown – you know, the kind where they describe every ingredient like it’s...