My Smart Home Is Basically My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Now
It’s 3:17 AM and I’m standing in my kitchen having what can only be described as a heated argument with a cylinder. “Alexa, turn off...
It’s 3:17 AM and I’m standing in my kitchen having what can only be described as a heated argument with a cylinder. “Alexa, turn off...
The phone always rings at the worst possible moment. I could be in the middle of reconciling a particularly stubborn set of accounts, stuck in...
Last week I posted this super casual photo of me on my balcony with my coffee, looking all zen and productive. Got like 350 likes...
Sarah walked into my home office last Tuesday around midnight and I literally slammed my laptop shut like a guilty teenager. You know that panicked...
I’m sitting in this coffee shop in Park Slope watching two guys at the table next to me have what I can only describe as...
Last Thursday night I’m lying in bed when my phone lights up at 2:17 AM. You know that notification sound? The one that means someone...
So Sarah and I were celebrating our anniversary at this fancy place downtown – you know, the kind where they describe every ingredient like it’s...
So my physical therapist recognized me from behind the other day. Not because of my stunning personality or my impeccable fashion sense (it’s Brooklyn, we...