I Tried to Raise My Kids Without Technology and Failed Spectacularly
So there I was three years ago, sitting at my kitchen table with Rob after putting Emma and Jake to bed, feeling all self-righteous about...
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My Browser History is a Horror Show (And...
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Why I Turn Into a Human Umbrella Every...
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When Your Brother-in-Law’s Internet Makes You Question Your...
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That Time I Hit Inbox Zero for Exactly...
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I Keep Forgetting Every Password I Create (And...
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I Gave Up Caring About Every Single Thing...
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I Used to Flex My 3,000 Unread Emails...
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I’m Really Good at Pretending I Didn’t Already...
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How Netflix Turned Me Into a Scandinavian Crime...
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I Tried a 72-Hour Digital Detox and the...
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I Tried to Raise My Kids Without Technology...
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I Dropped My Phone in the Toilet and...
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I Spent 11 Minutes Crafting the Perfect Emoji...
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My Neck Looks Like a Question Mark and...
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When Emojis Make You Look Like an Idiot:...
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That Time WebMD Made Me Plan My Own...
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My Smart Home Is Basically My Passive-Aggressive Roommate...
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Why Breaking Up in 2025 Means Your Phone...
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I Dropped My Phone in the Toilet and Finally Understood What We’ve Lost
Okay, let’s talk about something we all do but pretend we don’t – taking our phones into the bathroom. I know, I know, it’s gross....
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I Spent 11 Minutes Crafting the Perfect Emoji Response and My Soul Died a Little
Last Tuesday, I spent eleven minutes responding to a simple project proposal from my coworker. Typing the actual response took maybe thirty seconds. The rest...
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My Neck Looks Like a Question Mark and It’s All Technology’s Fault
I realized I had a serious problem three weeks ago when Linda caught me hunched over my laptop at the kitchen table, squinting at an...
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When Emojis Make You Look Like an Idiot: A Middle-Aged Man’s Guide to Digital Hieroglyphics
Last September I learned the hard way that emojis aren’t just cute little pictures when my daughter Sarah stared at me across our kitchen table...
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That Time WebMD Made Me Plan My Own Funeral Over a Headache
Started with what I thought was just a regular headache during a client call last Tuesday. Nothing dramatic, you know? Just this dull ache behind...
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My Smart Home Is Basically My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Now
It’s 3:17 AM and I’m standing in my kitchen having what can only be described as a heated argument with a cylinder. “Alexa, turn off...
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Why Breaking Up in 2025 Means Your Phone Becomes a Torture Device
You know what nobody warns you about when you’re thirteen and getting your first smartphone? That someday it’ll become a weapon designed specifically to emotionally...
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The Day I Made Myself My Wife’s Permanent IT Department (And Why I’m Still Paying For It)
The phone always rings at the worst possible moment. I could be in the middle of reconciling a particularly stubborn set of accounts, stuck in...
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I Almost Posted Career Fan Fiction on LinkedIn and Honestly That’s Peak 2024
Yesterday I caught myself about to turn helping my coworker fix a PowerPoint into some kind of professional origin story. The actual situation was painfully...
