My Browser History is a Horror Show (And Why I’m Not Cleaning It Up)
So I was lying in bed last night, doom-scrolling Reddit because apparently that’s what I do now instead of sleeping, when this absolutely terrifying thought...
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My Browser History is a Horror Show (And...
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Why I Turn Into a Human Umbrella Every...
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When Your Brother-in-Law’s Internet Makes You Question Your...
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That Time I Hit Inbox Zero for Exactly...
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I Keep Forgetting Every Password I Create (And...
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I Gave Up Caring About Every Single Thing...
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I Used to Flex My 3,000 Unread Emails...
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I’m Really Good at Pretending I Didn’t Already...
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How Netflix Turned Me Into a Scandinavian Crime...
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I Tried a 72-Hour Digital Detox and the...
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I Tried to Raise My Kids Without Technology...
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I Dropped My Phone in the Toilet and...
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I Spent 11 Minutes Crafting the Perfect Emoji...
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My Neck Looks Like a Question Mark and...
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When Emojis Make You Look Like an Idiot:...
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That Time WebMD Made Me Plan My Own...
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My Smart Home Is Basically My Passive-Aggressive Roommate...
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Why Breaking Up in 2025 Means Your Phone...
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Why I Turn Into a Human Umbrella Every Time My Phone Gets Near Water (And You Probably Do Too)
Yesterday I watched a grown man basically turn himself into a pretzel to protect his iPhone from what was honestly just a light drizzle. I...
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When Your Brother-in-Law’s Internet Makes You Question Your Life Choices
So last Tuesday I’m at my brother-in-law Mike’s house for dinner, right? And I need to send this massive file to a parent – some...
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That Time I Hit Inbox Zero for Exactly 6 Hours (And Why I’ll Never Try Again)
Last Thursday at 11:42 PM, something genuinely terrifying happened to me. I’m talking horror-movie-level scary. My Gmail inbox—which normally looks like a digital landfill of...
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I Keep Forgetting Every Password I Create (And I Used to Design Security Systems)
Okay so last Tuesday I created what I thought was the most bulletproof password ever. Like, this thing had everything – symbols, numbers, uppercase, lowercase,...
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I Gave Up Caring About Every Single Thing Online and It’s Actually Amazing
Last Tuesday at drinks with my coworkers, Sarah looked at me like I’d grown a second head when I told her I had no idea...
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I Used to Flex My 3,000 Unread Emails Like a Badge of Honor (And It Nearly Broke Me)
Last week I watched two marketing directors in our Austin office basically have a measuring contest over their inbox disasters, and honestly? It was like...
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I’m Really Good at Pretending I Didn’t Already Stalk Your Instagram Before Coffee
Last Tuesday I’m sitting across from my friend Sarah at Caribou, nodding along like I’m hearing about her job interview for the first time. Meanwhile,...
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How Netflix Turned Me Into a Scandinavian Crime Expert Against My Will
It happened on a Friday night back in February, and I should have seen it coming. Linda was at her book club, I was too...
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I Tried a 72-Hour Digital Detox and the Comeback Was Pathetic
Look, I know how this sounds coming from someone who literally codes user engagement features for a living, but I found myself at 1:47 AM...
